Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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