margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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