I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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