How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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