i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
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So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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