I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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