whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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