can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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