Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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