WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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