That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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