I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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