Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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