This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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