Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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