Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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