Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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