I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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