He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Text me some of your sweat
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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