just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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