I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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