Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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