You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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