plz talk dirty to me
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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