lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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