I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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