I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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