i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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