Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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