Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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