Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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