do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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