My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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