Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
