he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
Randomize