You made me cry and you don't even care
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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