3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I lost the right to judge tonight
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