So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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