goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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