your room smells of hookers.
And success
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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