Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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