She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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