Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Randomize
