Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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