He told me they were just razor bumps!
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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