If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
