Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i already hear my dad disowning me
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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