were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
My dick has a subreddit
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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