im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
