So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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