Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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