In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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